4-10-2012, Today's Professional World_Lesson 1

Apparently, the above is an acceptable professional hairstyle AKA no one in the office actually expects anything from you, so you're free to express yourself in anyway you wish. Irregardless of possessing intelligence or none at all, you maintain zero respect from peers, therefore judgment cannot be placed on those not worthy of judgment in the first place.

HOWEVER, the above earrings are considered non-professional attire in the 8-5 cubicle world. Irregardless of possessing intelligence or none at all, you still maintain zero respect from peers because let's face it, these earrings are longer than these office wench's remaining lifespan. Longer than the stick that's up their asses. Longer than it takes them to wet their depends.

Okay, I digress. Hey look, a poop gif.