7-16-12

Woody's audition for "Magic Mike" went horribly wrong.

BATMAN

It's almost time folks!

7-4-2012

AMERICA!!!!

Call me maybe

Just when you thought it was safe to date again....

6-19-2012

6-10-2012

It's LA's Gay Pride weekend!!! AKA an excuse to see hot dudes dance like no ones watching in head to toe body paint...with zero threat of being hit on. Swoon.

Get it Gurl

5-31-2012

 "Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig. Does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't, he's a pig. Look ooooooouuuut! He is a Spider-Pig!"

BURP!!!!!

Man....I shouldn't have had so much coke!!!

5-24-2012

Weddings are for Zilla's

Till Death Do Us Rwarrrrrrrrrrr'

Bitch Please

Think About It

6 Foot Baby

Just Think about it!

5-22-2012

It just sticks with you.

YOU!!!

I GOT YA!

5-14-2012

Sometimes things just get a little too explosive.

5-7-2012

                                    Today's letter is "D"....Dreams. This is the man of my Dreams.

So Dreamy. So Stretchy.

The bird is strong with this one

The Letter Of The Day:

D

May the darkside be with you!

5-2-2012

Who's your favorite Avenger?......-Troy
Troy?

 ...no

 ...no

...closer

OHHHH Him! Thor!

"Ohhh, by the Hammer of Thor!"- Ron Burgundy

4-30-2012

                          Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuhhhhh....Batman.

Express yourself

You can really express yourself through your clothes. Some wear only black (Mr. Cash). Others are more colorful (Ms. Perry). I like to be more obvious in my clothing choices.

Is it sad I really want this?

4-24-2012

I find myself thinking this exact same thing everyday...

                                                  -Brought to you by "Sad Keanu Reeves"

Dinosaur Day

Iguanodon is like the Fonz of the dinosaurs. Aaaayyyyy

4-20-2012

                                  The Stegosaurus is the Jared Leto emo dino of the Jurassic Period.

                                                          *forever crying on the inside*

Light Bulb

Sometimes I feel like a halogen light bulb. Not the kind that are really bright, but the kind that are really dim and flickers constantly to annoy you. You can only hope that sometime soon it will be brighter.

4-19-2012

“The funeral arts allows you to express your creative side because even though the brushes are different, the face is a little different because of the stiffness—but at the end of the day, it’s still a canvas and I’m a painter.”-

4-18-2012

I bet my back would feel so much better if I tried Bikram Yoga  a.k.a let a random professional sweaty dude dance on your back.

Who am I kidding. Now accepting applications to dance on my back.

4-17-2012

HAPPY POSTS ALL AROUND!!!

 

Barbie the true American Girl

You know it's true. They look a little hungover.

4-16-2012

Life Motto: 

 

Tattoos

Now, I don't have any tattoos, but if I did...this would be it. Oh it would look particularly good if I had an outie, sadly I don't. I think I will stick to tattoo free for now.

Bread

This fear of bread has gone way to far. Poor Cat.

BREADING WHERE WILL IT STRIKE NEXT?

It's gone too far! TOO FAR!

4-11-2012

Going into the presidential election year, I thought I'd reflect on my favorite president to date....

"I was watching a television program before, with a sort of a roving moderator who spoke to a seated panel of young women who were having some sort of problem with their boyfriends - apparently, because the boyfriends had all slept with the girlfriends' mothers. Then they brought the boyfriends out, and they all fought, right there on television. Toby, tell me: these people don't vote, do they?"

4-10-2012, Today's Professional World_Lesson 1

Apparently, the above is an acceptable professional hairstyle AKA no one in the office actually expects anything from you, so you're free to express yourself in anyway you wish. Irregardless of possessing intelligence or none at all, you maintain zero respect from peers, therefore judgment cannot be placed on those not worthy of judgment in the first place.

HOWEVER, the above earrings are considered non-professional attire in the 8-5 cubicle world. Irregardless of possessing intelligence or none at all, you still maintain zero respect from peers because let's face it, these earrings are longer than these office wench's remaining lifespan. Longer than the stick that's up their asses. Longer than it takes them to wet their depends.

Okay, I digress. Hey look, a poop gif.

4-6-2012

Easter is upon us. Let's all remember what it's really about...

...Cannibalism.

Hockey

Just thought I would share! Look at his face!

WTF

What is going on here and why do these babies keep attacking this poor man while he is naked?

4-5-2012

Imitation is the highest form of flattery

What's That Smell

See that over there??? I just took a giant poop on your desk! Happy Work Day! 

4-3-2012_3

Sometimes when you do a frantic naked shower dash....you inevitably fart rainbows.